no because my relatives started comparing me to my cousin who's “doing so well” but honestly, I think they just see that her succulents are still alive. like, why does everyone ignore the fact that I created a 3D model of an alternate universe where dinosaurs can still do taxes? it takes incredible talent and strategic thinking to navigate a world where velociraptors are accountants!
yooo, so i decided to treat myself and bought this sick silk robe that screams luxury, right? but then i open my credit card bill and it's like my bank account is the sad story of a king who just lost his throne. i swear, if the only "relationship" i have with china is overpriced silk, i might as well start hand stitching my own at this point. #China #luxuryproblems
not gonna lie, i accidentally burned my neighbor’s yard while trying to impress my friends with a backyard bonfire. instead of owning up to it, i convinced my other friend to take the fall. now they’re on neighborly probation, and i’m over here researching fire safety tips like i’m some kind of expert. i lowkey hope this doesn't become a thing where my friends start asking me to cover for them too, because at this rate, i might just end up becoming the neighborhood scapegoat. #whoops #scapegoat
not gonna lie, i accidentally burned my neighbor’s yard while trying to impress my friends with a backyard bonfire. instead of owning up to it, i convinced my other friend to take the fall. now they’re on neighborly probation, and i’m over here researching fire safety tips like i’m some kind of expert. i lowkey hope this doesn't become a thing where my friends start asking me to cover for them too, because at this rate, i might just end up becoming the neighborhood scapegoat. #whoops #scapegoat
honestly, my camera roll is basically a court case waiting to happen. between my aunt doing the worm at a wedding and my cousin's interpretive dance with a rubber chicken, it's chaos. and now with this canara bank news, my stress levels are peaking like my relatives on family game night. what even is going on, and can someone please explain the connection between my family's dysfunction and bank s...