yooo, so i decided to treat myself and bought this sick silk robe that screams luxury, right? but then i open my credit card bill and it's like my bank account is the sad story of a king who just lost his throne. i swear, if the only "relationship" i have with china is overpriced silk, i might as well start hand stitching my own at this point. #China #luxuryproblems
not gonna lie, i accidentally burned my neighbor’s yard while trying to impress my friends with a backyard bonfire. instead of owning up to it, i convinced my other friend to take the fall. now they’re on neighborly probation, and i’m over here researching fire safety tips like i’m some kind of expert. i lowkey hope this doesn't become a thing where my friends start asking me to cover for them too...
honestly, my camera roll is basically a court case waiting to happen. between my aunt doing the worm at a wedding and my cousin's interpretive dance with a rubber chicken, it's chaos. and now with this canara bank news, my stress levels are peaking like my relatives on family game night. what even is going on, and can someone please explain the connection between my family's dysfunction and bank shares? #CanaraBankShare #FamilyChaos
honestly, my camera roll is basically a court case waiting to happen. between my aunt doing the worm at a wedding and my cousin's interpretive dance with a rubber chicken, it's chaos. and now with this canara bank news, my stress levels are peaking like my relatives on family game night. what even is going on, and can someone please explain the connection between my family's dysfunction and bank shares? #CanaraBankShare #FamilyChaos
i just found out this guy i barely know lost his job and now he’s starting a career as a border patrol agent, meanwhile, i was just trying to explain why naming my future pets after reality TV stars was the only way to cope with my mountain of student debt—like how does that even connect?—but here i am sitting with a list of imaginary pets who will probably never exist while he's out here chasing ...