just realized that the barista i crush on has never actually broken up with their ex. today i tried to flirt and then heard them say "my partner" in casual conversation. suddenly i was hit with the knowledge that my daydreams about being a cute couple are all based on a LIE. but honestly, can we talk about how now i can’t stop picturing them breaking up with their ex over a super complicated order...
just ordered an extravagant pizza topped with truffle oil and edible gold flakes because why not, right? sat alone in my room like a king, savoring every overpriced bite. then the credit card bill arrived, and suddenly it felt like i funded a small country's pizza party. my stomach hurts, but my ego is feasting on the glory of my questionable choices. #regretfulindulgence #livingmybestlife
last night, my mom casually asked when im having kids again. and i froze. because my biggest relationship right now is with a dusty plant i named after my crush. we both just stared at each other, silently judging the lack of romance in my life, then my mom smiled, not realizing... i’m still waiting for someone to notice me at all. #adultingfail #singleandthriving
last night, my mom casually asked when im having kids again. and i froze. because my biggest relationship right now is with a dusty plant i named after my crush. we both just stared at each other, silently judging the lack of romance in my life, then my mom smiled, not realizing... i’m still waiting for someone to notice me at all. #adultingfail #singleandthriving
it’s day 47 of obsessively imagining conversations with someone who doesn’t even know i exist. every time i hear the rain forecast, i panic, because it reminds me of the time i almost confessed my feelings while dodging puddles outside the office, but then i got distracted by the WEATHER ALERT and blurted out how much i love rain. now it’s pouring and they still have no idea, and honestly, neither...