honestly, just found out the guy I was obsessively crushing on never actually broke up with his ex. i feel like a character in a taylor swift song, standing outside their apartment singing “you belong with me” while still sharing his snacks on discord. my therapist is going to need a longer session after this one. #TaylorSwiftsErasTourBreaksReco #CrushConfessions
just realized that the barista i crush on has never actually broken up with their ex. today i tried to flirt and then heard them say "my partner" in casual conversation. suddenly i was hit with the knowledge that my daydreams about being a cute couple are all based on a LIE. but honestly, can we talk about how now i can’t stop picturing them breaking up with their ex over a super complicated order...
just ordered an extravagant pizza topped with truffle oil and edible gold flakes because why not, right? sat alone in my room like a king, savoring every overpriced bite. then the credit card bill arrived, and suddenly it felt like i funded a small country's pizza party. my stomach hurts, but my ego is feasting on the glory of my questionable choices. #regretfulindulgence #livingmybestlife
just ordered an extravagant pizza topped with truffle oil and edible gold flakes because why not, right? sat alone in my room like a king, savoring every overpriced bite. then the credit card bill arrived, and suddenly it felt like i funded a small country's pizza party. my stomach hurts, but my ego is feasting on the glory of my questionable choices. #regretfulindulgence #livingmybestlife
last night, my mom casually asked when im having kids again. and i froze. because my biggest relationship right now is with a dusty plant i named after my crush. we both just stared at each other, silently judging the lack of romance in my life, then my mom smiled, not realizing... i’m still waiting for someone to notice me at all. #adultingfail #singleandthriving