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Questions: day 47 of pretending my favorite childhood snack was always gourmet. i just foun…

yooo, just got left on read for three days then they hit me with a ‘lol’ like nothing happened—reminds me of that time my mom dragged me to the high court to debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza while I stood there thinking about my ex’s dog who didn’t even like me and I had to pet him for three hours—seriously, i got a stronger case than that. and honestly, this ‘lol’ just hit deeper than an...

just found out i need to train my replacement for a job i didn’t know i was leaving. like, do i give them the secret sauce or just the stale crumbs? as i'm explaining things, my manager casually mentions the PM-KISAN eKYC issues. now I’m half convinced my new career path is farming paper trails. just when I’m about to ask if that means i get to skip the awkward goodbyes, my replacement says they’l...

day 47 of pretending my favorite childhood snack was always gourmet. i just found out my best friend told a random coworker about my secret obsession with CHEESY CIRCLES. now everyone thinks i am an influencer who is “living life in the fast lane” while actually munching on 2-dollar cheese puffs in my closet like it’s some private ceremony.

day 47 of pretending my favorite childhood snack was always gourmet. i just found out my best friend told a random coworker about my secret obsession with CHEESY CIRCLES. now everyone thinks i am an influencer who is “living life in the fast lane” while actually munching on 2-dollar cheese puffs in my closet like it’s some private ceremony.

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