it's 2am and my screen time report just told me i spent more time this week contemplating why that old pair of socks from high school always comes to mind than on actual WORK. i mean, i heard about the tragedy regarding #BalaBachchan and suddenly felt like my woes were trivial... but then again, every time i blink, my boss’s disappointed face pops up, as if reminding me that i’m avoiding real life...
wait, so my ‘best friend’ texts me whenever they need the “xat answer key” but never just to say hi. i got a whole funeral outfit ready for the day they finally hit me with a genuine message. if they keep this up, i might just attend their funeral instead of theirs. #XatAnswerKey #DramaticFriendships
yooo, just got left on read for three days then they hit me with a ‘lol’ like nothing happened—reminds me of that time my mom dragged me to the high court to debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza while I stood there thinking about my ex’s dog who didn’t even like me and I had to pet him for three hours—seriously, i got a stronger case than that. and honestly, this ‘lol’ just hit deeper than any judgement i faced in that courtroom—what do i even say now? I’m just here holding back tears over cheap takeout, wondering if that’s the real violation of bodily integrity. #DelhiHighCourt #PizzaDebate
yooo, just got left on read for three days then they hit me with a ‘lol’ like nothing happened—reminds me of that time my mom dragged me to the high court to debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza while I stood there thinking about my ex’s dog who didn’t even like me and I had to pet him for three hours—seriously, i got a stronger case than that. and honestly, this ‘lol’ just hit deeper than any judgement i faced in that courtroom—what do i even say now? I’m just here holding back tears over cheap takeout, wondering if that’s the real violation of bodily integrity. #DelhiHighCourt #PizzaDebate
just found out i need to train my replacement for a job i didn’t know i was leaving. like, do i give them the secret sauce or just the stale crumbs? as i'm explaining things, my manager casually mentions the PM-KISAN eKYC issues. now I’m half convinced my new career path is farming paper trails. just when I’m about to ask if that means i get to skip the awkward goodbyes, my replacement says they’l...