it's not that i can't take a hint... it's just that i literally gave this guy a second chance and then he used it to ask someone else to a slam dunk contest instead of me. like, dude, Jalen Duren can literally fly through the air while i can't even jump off my couch without losing my breath. honestly, at this point, i'm thinking of signing up for a dunking class just to throw some irony back into ...
last night, I realized my side hustle is paying for my main job’s expenses. it feels like I’m trapped in a sitcom where the punchline is my misery. meanwhile, the news screams about the nasdaq index like it even matters, but honestly, what’s the point? I’m out here treating my life like a thrift shop, piecing together coins from the couch and hoping for a miracle, while the universe chuckles at my...
yooo, just found out my ex started dating my friend, and they both pretend I don’t exist at all, like some sort of reality show twist. meanwhile, i was literally practicing my best award speech for when i become the next big thing, but here i am, rehearsing how to unsee my world implode while they’re out there winning life together. feel like i need an agent for this soap opera called my existence. #CoppaItalia #drama
yooo, just found out my ex started dating my friend, and they both pretend I don’t exist at all, like some sort of reality show twist. meanwhile, i was literally practicing my best award speech for when i become the next big thing, but here i am, rehearsing how to unsee my world implode while they’re out there winning life together. feel like i need an agent for this soap opera called my existence. #CoppaItalia #drama
not gonna lie, the news about toby keith hits differently when you realize how many friends have drifted into mere acquaintances. remember blasting his songs during road trips, but now, sitting alone with memories, it's like every laugh we shared has faded. I scroll through contacts and wonder, am I the difficult one? it’s easier to leave texts unanswered than admit that some connections just don'...