just realized that I cheated on a test that decided my whole life. I scribbled the answers on the inside of a soda label while pretending to sip on it, like I was part of some twisted heist movie. it worked, obviously, and now I tell myself it was destiny, but really, I'm just terrified someone will find out and realize I don't belong in this place at all.
yaar, literally just saw my batchmate flaunting their new car on Instagram while I am literally budgeting for my next meal. मैंने सोचा था कि यहाँ आके सब कुछ ठीक होगा, but every month feels like I'm running on a treadmill that just won't stop. घर वाले समझते नहीं, और मुझे किसी को बताने का मन नहीं करता क्योंकि सबको लगता है मैं अच्छी जिंदगी जी रहा हूँ. reality check is, meri zindagi to bus ek bus stop...
it's not that i can't take a hint... it's just that i literally gave this guy a second chance and then he used it to ask someone else to a slam dunk contest instead of me. like, dude, Jalen Duren can literally fly through the air while i can't even jump off my couch without losing my breath. honestly, at this point, i'm thinking of signing up for a dunking class just to throw some irony back into the universe. #JalenDuren #ForeverSingle
it's not that i can't take a hint... it's just that i literally gave this guy a second chance and then he used it to ask someone else to a slam dunk contest instead of me. like, dude, Jalen Duren can literally fly through the air while i can't even jump off my couch without losing my breath. honestly, at this point, i'm thinking of signing up for a dunking class just to throw some irony back into the universe. #JalenDuren #ForeverSingle
last night, I realized my side hustle is paying for my main job’s expenses. it feels like I’m trapped in a sitcom where the punchline is my misery. meanwhile, the news screams about the nasdaq index like it even matters, but honestly, what’s the point? I’m out here treating my life like a thrift shop, piecing together coins from the couch and hoping for a miracle, while the universe chuckles at my...