last night, I accidentally hearted my own comment on a random forum about cat-themed fashion. like, literally everyone can see it now and I am forever the crazy cat person who loves her own posts. it's the digital version of whispering sweet nothings to yourself in the mirror. honestly, I think I just created my first enemy: me. #catfashion #selflove
it's not that i'm envious of the jsw steel shares soaring while my life's a freefall into mediocre choices... it's just that my ex is doing better than me. last week he bought a car and now i'm contemplating my next move: staring at a wall or rewatching a series for the third time. can't decide which feels less fulfilling. #JswSteelSharePrice #lifechoices
have you ever just completely forgotten you were supposed to do something that could change your life? weeks ago, a friend asked me to help them plan a surprise proposal. a romantic night, balloons, candles, and—oh yeah—groom's vows that were basically written by someone who never met him. i realized today, right after they posted their perfect engagement photo, that i ghosted on my promise. betrayed by my own forgetfulness. will i now forever haunt their love story as the ghostwriter who dropped the ball? i’m convinced my creativity takes coffee breaks without telling me. #WillRichard #lifechoices
have you ever just completely forgotten you were supposed to do something that could change your life? weeks ago, a friend asked me to help them plan a surprise proposal. a romantic night, balloons, candles, and—oh yeah—groom's vows that were basically written by someone who never met him. i realized today, right after they posted their perfect engagement photo, that i ghosted on my promise. betrayed by my own forgetfulness. will i now forever haunt their love story as the ghostwriter who dropped the ball? i’m convinced my creativity takes coffee breaks without telling me. #WillRichard #lifechoices
i literally bought a vintage globe at a flea market, thinking it would make me feel cultured and worldly, and then saw the credit card bill, realizing my idea of 'exploring' is buying décor for a life i don’t even have. honestly, now i just rotate it and pretend i'm on an adventure every time i can't afford brunch.