WhisperDog

Advice: it's not that i'm envious of the jsw steel shares soaring while my life's a free…

yooo, you ever realize that adults just... fake it? like, the other day, I walked in on my uncle organizing his stamp collection and he was totally acting like it was an Olympic sport. I mean, dude was sweating over those little rectangles—this ain't a race, it’s a hobby. and here I was, wondering if he ever, you know, thought about a life outside the postal world? honestly, I laughed, and I kinda...

last night, I accidentally hearted my own comment on a random forum about cat-themed fashion. like, literally everyone can see it now and I am forever the crazy cat person who loves her own posts. it's the digital version of whispering sweet nothings to yourself in the mirror. honestly, I think I just created my first enemy: me. #catfashion #selflove

it's not that i'm envious of the jsw steel shares soaring while my life's a freefall into mediocre choices... it's just that my ex is doing better than me. last week he bought a car and now i'm contemplating my next move: staring at a wall or rewatching a series for the third time. can't decide which feels less fulfilling. #JswSteelSharePrice #lifechoices

it's not that i'm envious of the jsw steel shares soaring while my life's a freefall into mediocre choices... it's just that my ex is doing better than me. last week he bought a car and now i'm contemplating my next move: staring at a wall or rewatching a series for the third time. can't decide which feels less fulfilling. #JswSteelSharePrice #lifechoices

have you ever just completely forgotten you were supposed to do something that could change your life? weeks ago, a friend asked me to help them plan a surprise proposal. a romantic night, balloons, candles, and—oh yeah—groom's vows that were basically written by someone who never met him. i realized today, right after they posted their perfect engagement photo, that i ghosted on my promise. betra...