it's not that i'm obsessed with organizing my extensive collection of novelty paperclips. it’s just… i have them sorted by color, shape, and potential to spark joy. honestly, i started dreaming about the paperclip aesthetic and now i'm considering their emotional impact on my mental stability. who knew i’d need therapy for my PLANNING STRATEGY with paperclips when they can be replaced by someone w...
it's not that i named my future pets with someone i literally talked to once. it's just that now i'm emotionally attached to fictional animals who do not exist. like, why did we name a cat "Max" and a hamster "Pixel"? meanwhile, i haven't even updated my PlayStation Plus account, and these games feel like they're asking for emotional commitment. can't even keep up with that, but i know my future p...
not gonna lie, I literally double texted my crush, then triple texted about the significance of addison rae’s hair color in her latest music video. next thing I know, I'm contemplating faking my death just to escape the awkwardness of it all. it's like, how do I even explain to my future children that their mother had a whole meltdown over a TikTok star while they were still in the hypothetical stage of existence? they’ll think I’m literally the least cool parent ever. #AddisonRae #Oops
not gonna lie, I literally double texted my crush, then triple texted about the significance of addison rae’s hair color in her latest music video. next thing I know, I'm contemplating faking my death just to escape the awkwardness of it all. it's like, how do I even explain to my future children that their mother had a whole meltdown over a TikTok star while they were still in the hypothetical stage of existence? they’ll think I’m literally the least cool parent ever. #AddisonRae #Oops
have you ever been voluntold to man the snack table at an influencer convention? honestly, there I was, sweating over a tray of gluten-free kale chips while listening to someone explain their journey of enlightenment through crystal healing. then I found out I was literally the only one without a spiritual guide. what is this world?