it's not that i named my future pets with someone i literally talked to once. it's just that now i'm emotionally attached to fictional animals who do not exist. like, why did we name a cat "Max" and a hamster "Pixel"? meanwhile, i haven't even updated my PlayStation Plus account, and these games feel like they're asking for emotional commitment. can't even keep up with that, but i know my future p...
not gonna lie, I literally double texted my crush, then triple texted about the significance of addison rae’s hair color in her latest music video. next thing I know, I'm contemplating faking my death just to escape the awkwardness of it all. it's like, how do I even explain to my future children that their mother had a whole meltdown over a TikTok star while they were still in the hypothetical st...
have you ever been voluntold to man the snack table at an influencer convention? honestly, there I was, sweating over a tray of gluten-free kale chips while listening to someone explain their journey of enlightenment through crystal healing. then I found out I was literally the only one without a spiritual guide. what is this world?
have you ever been voluntold to man the snack table at an influencer convention? honestly, there I was, sweating over a tray of gluten-free kale chips while listening to someone explain their journey of enlightenment through crystal healing. then I found out I was literally the only one without a spiritual guide. what is this world?
it's not that i am still replaying the argument in my head, it’s just that i keep imagining what would have happened if i had brought up that time they mixed up a pickle with a green apple in their fridge. i swear, i was going to win the debate with food logistics. now, here i am, still plotting my revenge with a side of acidity.