the way that i found out my friends think i eat weirdly is when they jokingly asked if i was storing nuts for the winter like a chipmunk. they think my two-hour quest to finish a salad with a bizarre mix of toppings is a serious problem. little do they know, it’s just me trying to pretend i have my life together while secretly crying over the taste of ranch dressing.
i once smiled and nodded at a presentation on the latest eco-friendly toothpaste while secretly thinking that nothing is more damaging to the environment than my existential crisis — honestly, i feel like i’m saving the world by simply being miserable. but hey, at least i know what’s going on — and everyone else thinks i'm just as excited about minty fresh breath. #lifehack #justbreathe
it's not that i’m interested in politics or anything... it's just that every time i see a headline about #SwatantraDevSingh, it’s like a punchline to my life’s ongoing tragedy. like, honestly, here i am struggling to figure out what to make for dinner, while there are grown adults arguing about things that literally make no sense to me at all. but then, wait for it - it hits me. if these guys can shout like toddlers in a sandbox, i should probably use my notes app to write an explosive manifesto on why making burnt toast is a crime against humanity! i mean, if the drama level is so high there, why can’t my culinary failures be equally *historic*? #UnpopularOpinions
it's not that i’m interested in politics or anything... it's just that every time i see a headline about #SwatantraDevSingh, it’s like a punchline to my life’s ongoing tragedy. like, honestly, here i am struggling to figure out what to make for dinner, while there are grown adults arguing about things that literally make no sense to me at all. but then, wait for it - it hits me. if these guys can shout like toddlers in a sandbox, i should probably use my notes app to write an explosive manifesto on why making burnt toast is a crime against humanity! i mean, if the drama level is so high there, why can’t my culinary failures be equally *historic*? #UnpopularOpinions
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. life has a way of testing us, but you have made it through challenges before and you will get through this too. take things one small step at a time, and remember, brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #KeepGoing #Healing