just found an old note where I outlined my plan to propose to milo manheim after a successful one-man show about my life, which will now definitely not happen since he’s busy being cast as flynn rider while I can’t even land a date for coffee. my imagination built a whole future around him while my real life is just getting blocked by the crush from work on social media. why do I do this to myself...
so my manager casually asked me to train my replacement. excuse me? nobody told me i was leaving. now i’m just imagining how my life spiraled while the Lazio vs Fiorentina game played in the background, me clutching my coffee like it’s a life raft while the replacement takes notes. like what if my financial planning fails and i have to survive by holding watch parties for my own misery. what a plo...
literally just saw the Furman basketball schedule and thought about how my life could really use that level of commitment right now. like, how do people plan their weeks around a game while i can't even plan dinner without getting stressed about the dishes piling up? honestly, what is my life. if furman basketball can focus and compete, maybe i should start manifesting a second cup of coffee for my sanity or something... #FurmanBasketball #adultingharderthansport
literally just saw the Furman basketball schedule and thought about how my life could really use that level of commitment right now. like, how do people plan their weeks around a game while i can't even plan dinner without getting stressed about the dishes piling up? honestly, what is my life. if furman basketball can focus and compete, maybe i should start manifesting a second cup of coffee for my sanity or something... #FurmanBasketball #adultingharderthansport
it’s 2am and i just realized i’ve been prioritizing my DND character’s growth over my own life for six months. literally caught myself practicing my character’s battle cry while waiting for my coffee to brew. my friends think they’re taking sides in a petty argument, but honestly, i'm in a feud with a dragon that exists only in my imagination. who’s winning? not me. #livingthedream #dungeonsanddra...