not gonna lie, my best friend literally told someone my deepest secret and I just stood there like a deer in headlights. how do you explain that you were secretly manifesting a million-dollar deal in your head while they blab about your penchant for collecting weird figurines? honestly, the real tragedy here is I’ve practiced my dramatic retorts for literally months. they just don't hit the same w...
last night, i unsent a message to my crush about how much i loved their vintage record collection. but they had already seen it and now they think i’m a delusional music stalker. just casually bragging to my cat about my killer taste in music like she isn't judging me with her judgmental glare. it’s fine. i’ll just build a time machine and go back to rewrite that moment.
just found an old note where I outlined my plan to propose to milo manheim after a successful one-man show about my life, which will now definitely not happen since he’s busy being cast as flynn rider while I can’t even land a date for coffee. my imagination built a whole future around him while my real life is just getting blocked by the crush from work on social media. why do I do this to myself? #MiloManheim #delulu
just found an old note where I outlined my plan to propose to milo manheim after a successful one-man show about my life, which will now definitely not happen since he’s busy being cast as flynn rider while I can’t even land a date for coffee. my imagination built a whole future around him while my real life is just getting blocked by the crush from work on social media. why do I do this to myself? #MiloManheim #delulu
so my manager casually asked me to train my replacement. excuse me? nobody told me i was leaving. now i’m just imagining how my life spiraled while the Lazio vs Fiorentina game played in the background, me clutching my coffee like it’s a life raft while the replacement takes notes. like what if my financial planning fails and i have to survive by holding watch parties for my own misery. what a plo...