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Questions: yo, bruh, the whole bharat bandh thing is wild. like, i'm scrolling through Inst…

it's not that i took pleasure in someone else's fall. it's just, after years of hearing them brag about being "the best," watching them get tangled up in their own mess felt like a bittersweet validation. maybe it's pathetic, but it's hard not to smile when the facade cracks, and suddenly they're the punchline. it's weird. i don’t even know why i cared so much, yet here we are. navigating the dept...

wait, you know that feeling when you realize the person you just trained literally makes more than you? yeah, that hit me hard this week. i was at my desk, cringing like a teen caught watching their parents' old videos, trying to figure out how to have a 'professional' face while plotting my revenge with office supplies. the irony of it all felt like watching an over-the-top soap opera where the v...

yo, bruh, the whole bharat bandh thing is wild. like, i'm scrolling through Instagram and my friends are all celebrating their new promotions and big houses. meanwhile, i'm sitting here in a room filled with empty coffee cups, and my biggest achievement today was finding a matching pair of socks. i swear i felt like i was being left behind. everyone’s running ahead while i just can’t seem to get out of the starting line. life ki race ka kya scene hai yaar? hashtag #BharatBandh #LeftBehind

yo, bruh, the whole bharat bandh thing is wild. like, i'm scrolling through Instagram and my friends are all celebrating their new promotions and big houses. meanwhile, i'm sitting here in a room filled with empty coffee cups, and my biggest achievement today was finding a matching pair of socks. i swear i felt like i was being left behind. everyone’s running ahead while i just can’t seem to get out of the starting line. life ki race ka kya scene hai yaar? hashtag #BharatBandh #LeftBehind

ngl, when I heard about David Miller bringing calmness to the SA team, I thought, "bhai, ye toh mere life coach ho sakta hai." matlab, when I try to be calm during awkward silences on a date, I just end up looking like I’m waiting for a wifi signal. seriously, ek baar, main dinner ke waqt bas itni awkwardly smile kar rahi thi ki waitstaff mujhe dekh kar thoda ghabra gaya tha. log cricket ki calmne...