ok but imagine typing a whole essay about the philosophical implications of animal memes and how they reflect our deep-seated need for validation, right? i poured my soul into that masterpiece, like Plato would be jealous. then they replied with a single, unbothered frog emoji. it really hit different, you know? as if the essence of my thesis was just reduced to a glorified ribbit.
ok but i just sent the “i think they might actually like me” text to the guy i was talking about. it was supposed to be a joke to my friend about his awkward texts. now i'm sitting here imagining him comparing his vibe to shadowfax and praying he feels like the graceful stallion, instead of the lost donkey in the corner. can’t wait for this situation to resolve itself… or for my soul to depart fro...
yooo, just realized i am literally that person who judged people for falling too hard for celebrity romances, but here i am Googling every detail about A$AP Rocky and Rihanna’s love story like it’s my actual job. it's getting out of hand. spent my lunch break crying about their happiness while my own love life is stuck in a perpetual state of “read receipts.” and honestly, why do i have 12 tabs open on my browser titled "how to manifest a famous partner?" i need to reassess everything. #AsapRockyRihanna #delusional
yooo, just realized i am literally that person who judged people for falling too hard for celebrity romances, but here i am Googling every detail about A$AP Rocky and Rihanna’s love story like it’s my actual job. it's getting out of hand. spent my lunch break crying about their happiness while my own love life is stuck in a perpetual state of “read receipts.” and honestly, why do i have 12 tabs open on my browser titled "how to manifest a famous partner?" i need to reassess everything. #AsapRockyRihanna #delusional
bruh, just looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me, wearing those awful 90s windbreakers. i don't even own one but there they were, judging every decision i ever made, even the one where i decided to dye my hair green last month. it's like a cosmic zoom call, and they still haven't muted themselves.