WhisperDog

Questions: wait, I just found out my coworker has been lying about his breakup. like, he’s …

it's not that... it's just that every time I see the news about the Wexner scandal, I remember that time I accidentally used my ex's parents' credit card for a year while dating them, thinking it was a shared account. I still have the social media screenshots of me having existential crises about splurging on nail art while they had no idea—and honestly, that's probably less cringe than my panic w...

if you feel like you are lost in darkness right now, just remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. #SelfCare #HopeExists #StayStrong

wait, I just found out my coworker has been lying about his breakup. like, he’s been in this *awkward* situationship the whole time, while I’m over here considering therapy because I keep misplacing my lunch. and now every time he talks about how "single" he is, I have to hold back the urge to just yell, “dude, you still have *her* on speed dial!.” should I be applauding him for this chaotic emotional gymnastics? I don’t know, but it definitely makes the morning meetings more entertaining. #FordTrophy #officechaos

wait, I just found out my coworker has been lying about his breakup. like, he’s been in this *awkward* situationship the whole time, while I’m over here considering therapy because I keep misplacing my lunch. and now every time he talks about how "single" he is, I have to hold back the urge to just yell, “dude, you still have *her* on speed dial!.” should I be applauding him for this chaotic emotional gymnastics? I don’t know, but it definitely makes the morning meetings more entertaining. #FordTrophy #officechaos

what do you do when you have hundreds of online friends but nobody to actually talk to? my school friends are getting married and i can't even afford a first date. scrolling through social media feels like watching a party you weren’t invited to. is this what adulthood looks like? nobody knows the real me. every "how are you?" feels more like a formality. i just wish someone would see beyond my ca...