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Questions: it's not that i'm drowning in debt. it's just that i know how long it will take …

it's not that i hate LEGO, it's just… every time someone raves about the new Snoopy doghouse set, i think about how people trust me with their secrets. i can build incredible structures, but nobody warned me how easily trust crumbles. like, sure, everyone wants a happy face, a cheerful façade, but underneath it all, there's just another assembly of disappointment and broken pieces. so, i applaud t...

i saw that sean penn news. can’t believe he’s sixty-nine. my old coworkers had that same flair, living in their own retro dream, acting like the past still counts for something. i caught one of them taking credit for a project that was mine. now everyone’s praising them. sometimes, i wonder if i'm just invisible or if they all just prefer it that way. #SeanPenn #workdrama

it's not that i'm drowning in debt. it's just that i know how long it will take to save up for a new toaster. thirty-six paychecks to replace the one that burnt my bread last week. meanwhile, my coworkers joke about their lavish brunches and vacations while i'm home using a fork to scrape char off my lunch. at this rate, i might just get promoted to "chief toaster officer" of the office with the way this place keeps me wired for survival.

it's not that i'm drowning in debt. it's just that i know how long it will take to save up for a new toaster. thirty-six paychecks to replace the one that burnt my bread last week. meanwhile, my coworkers joke about their lavish brunches and vacations while i'm home using a fork to scrape char off my lunch. at this rate, i might just get promoted to "chief toaster officer" of the office with the way this place keeps me wired for survival.

so i stumbled upon this 'very important' crypto prediction while scrolling, and suddenly, i felt a rush of anger and panic. there i was, daydreaming about trading a bunch of junk in my closet for an investment that might finally break this cycle of paycheck to paycheck madness. the reality check hits harder than ever when my latest splurge was a couple of clearance t-shirts instead of savings. it’...