just read about that train accident in spain and it literally hit me. while everyone else is figuring out their travel plans, i spent the afternoon calculating how long it would take to save up for an entire set of coasters that match my couch. turns out, if i avoid takeout and coffee for five years, maybe i can buy them by thirty. spoiler alert: i will be eating instant noodles forever. #SpainTra...
you ever spend hours drafting a breakup text, right? i really poured my heart into it—emotions, analogies, the works—and then they just reply 'ok'. i spent more time on that than the last few CCRAS answer keys combined! now i’m on the floor laughing and crying, because while my love life crumbles, i might actually end up becoming a part-time expert in finding a reason to object to those answers—le...
the way that my couch has started giving me unsolicited advice during my existential crisis is truly something. like, how can a piece of furniture sound so wise while my brain just plays the same weird dream from 2005 on loop?
the way that my couch has started giving me unsolicited advice during my existential crisis is truly something. like, how can a piece of furniture sound so wise while my brain just plays the same weird dream from 2005 on loop?
honestly, my neighbor complimented my yard’s grass and asked me how I got it so lush. little did they know, it was entirely just my cat’s litter box that got tipped over and spread all over. the subtle smell of pine fresh and shame is basically my home’s signature scent.