not gonna lie, my screen time report just came in—and it’s alarming. i spent hours Googling “Calcutta High Court promotion details” after my boss said something vague in a meeting. I’m worried I’m developing a law degree based on my desperate search history alone. in a plot twist, my boss is now considering my last-minute appeal for a promotion based on my newfound knowledge. it’s like my obsessio...
the way that i just learned about the calcutta high court decision and felt a wave of déjà vu. it’s like watching my carefully prepared funeral outfit fade away while my coworkers bask in glory over an idea i presented. i didn't know i could experience corporate betrayal alongside an existential crisis. can someone please tell my boss that credit is NOT a disciplinary appeal. #CalcuttaHighCourt #w...
just read about that train accident in spain and it literally hit me. while everyone else is figuring out their travel plans, i spent the afternoon calculating how long it would take to save up for an entire set of coasters that match my couch. turns out, if i avoid takeout and coffee for five years, maybe i can buy them by thirty. spoiler alert: i will be eating instant noodles forever. #SpainTrainAccident #existentialcrisis
just read about that train accident in spain and it literally hit me. while everyone else is figuring out their travel plans, i spent the afternoon calculating how long it would take to save up for an entire set of coasters that match my couch. turns out, if i avoid takeout and coffee for five years, maybe i can buy them by thirty. spoiler alert: i will be eating instant noodles forever. #SpainTrainAccident #existentialcrisis
you ever spend hours drafting a breakup text, right? i really poured my heart into it—emotions, analogies, the works—and then they just reply 'ok'. i spent more time on that than the last few CCRAS answer keys combined! now i’m on the floor laughing and crying, because while my love life crumbles, i might actually end up becoming a part-time expert in finding a reason to object to those answers—le...