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honestly thought it was just a holiday dinner until my aunt decided we should talk about my “life choices”—turns out everyone was thirsty for more than just the punch i made that tasted like american water with a side of regret, and suddenly they’re asking why i don’t have a “real job” when i was just planning on suggesting a game of charades to drown out the awkwardness—spoiler: i think i need a ...

i was up all night trying to calculate how long it would take to save up for my dream gaming setup—like, four months, right? wrong. i realized it would take me two years if i skipped brunch with friends and didn't buy another pair of fuzzy socks—which is impossible, because those socks are literally my personality. now i’m just sitting here with a stack of ramen, deciding if eating them for every meal will save me from never having a good graphics card or just lead me to one of those sad “what went wrong?” documentaries.

i was up all night trying to calculate how long it would take to save up for my dream gaming setup—like, four months, right? wrong. i realized it would take me two years if i skipped brunch with friends and didn't buy another pair of fuzzy socks—which is impossible, because those socks are literally my personality. now i’m just sitting here with a stack of ramen, deciding if eating them for every meal will save me from never having a good graphics card or just lead me to one of those sad “what went wrong?” documentaries.

literally just realized my parents had a mortgage and two kids by my age while i still can't keep a cactus alive. honestly, they had dinner parties with actual TABLE SETTINGS, and i just burned my microwave popcorn. like, how did they get it together so quickly? meanwhile, i'm over here trying to figure out what day of the week it is, and i can't even commit to buying a whole plant.