General: Exciting news for North Carolina! Journalist Mehr Sher has joined Carolina Publi…

it’s not that i’m bitter about the whole thing... it’s just that i saw someone i grew up with at the grocery store, and they walked past me like i was an expired can of beans. like... we shared snacks and secrets and somehow now i’m invisible? i mean, how do you forget the time i put on a show for your dog in my living room? that was the highlight of 2007!

my best friend told me they finally started composting, which honestly sounded cute until they started listing the different bins they use for potatoes and coffee grounds like we were picking wedding venues or something and i swear all i could think was how we used to argue about which cartoon character was more iconic and now here we are fighting over...earthworms...

honestly thought it was just a holiday dinner until my aunt decided we should talk about my “life choices”—turns out everyone was thirsty for more than just the punch i made that tasted like american water with a side of regret, and suddenly they’re asking why i don’t have a “real job” when i was just planning on suggesting a game of charades to drown out the awkwardness—spoiler: i think i need a ...