not gonna lie, my notes app is just a collection of schemes to convince my landlord i deserve a tax refund. like, “but what if i show him a picture of my sad plant, clearly it’s dying from stress and not just my neglect?” i’m halfway through a manifesto about the injustice of being an adult when i remember i spent last weekend plotting my escape to a deserted island. wonder if they give out refund...
honestly, i just realized my work loyalty could vanish faster than the leftover pizza at my birthday party. i kept wearing this “just-in-case” funeral outfit while planning a presentation for a company that will replace me next week, and suddenly all those networking events seem like failed date attempts. now i am left questioning if my real career is being the most prepared person in the room for...
it's not that i’m angry, it’s just that i had a whole argument with my neighbor in my head while sorting through my collection of miniature spoons. in the end, i walked by them at the mailboxes and pretended they were holding a sign that said, “we're fine” instead of saying a word. now i'm just mad about their garden gnomes and what they represent. like, do we need four? are they starting a cult?
it's not that i’m angry, it’s just that i had a whole argument with my neighbor in my head while sorting through my collection of miniature spoons. in the end, i walked by them at the mailboxes and pretended they were holding a sign that said, “we're fine” instead of saying a word. now i'm just mad about their garden gnomes and what they represent. like, do we need four? are they starting a cult?
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