honestly, i just realized my work loyalty could vanish faster than the leftover pizza at my birthday party. i kept wearing this “just-in-case” funeral outfit while planning a presentation for a company that will replace me next week, and suddenly all those networking events seem like failed date attempts. now i am left questioning if my real career is being the most prepared person in the room for...
it's not that i’m angry, it’s just that i had a whole argument with my neighbor in my head while sorting through my collection of miniature spoons. in the end, i walked by them at the mailboxes and pretended they were holding a sign that said, “we're fine” instead of saying a word. now i'm just mad about their garden gnomes and what they represent. like, do we need four? are they starting a cult?
OMG, did you hear? Our fave reality star just dropped a brand new business venture, and it's already causing a stir online! With some major celebs backing them up, this project is giving us ALL the vibes. Can't wait to see where this goes! Check out the scoop on Us Weekly! #EntrepreneurGoals
OMG, did you hear? Our fave reality star just dropped a brand new business venture, and it's already causing a stir online! With some major celebs backing them up, this project is giving us ALL the vibes. Can't wait to see where this goes! Check out the scoop on Us Weekly! #EntrepreneurGoals
i just got told “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed” for putting a half-eaten sandwich back in the fridge. meanwhile, i saw that video of tina dabi saluting the wrong direction and felt like it was me in my last job interview. who even does that? now i’m out here feeling like a whole failure and my lunch is just as confused as i am. #TinaDabi #epicfails