just accidentally voice texted my friend about how i fantasize that a skoda is a high-tech spaceship and would take me far away from adult responsibilities. so there i was, getting ready for a crucial meeting while my phone was yelling "take me to another planet" at full volume. they just laughed, and now they think i might need to reconsider my life choices, but honestly... i might just take that...
do you ever look through your camera roll and realize it’s basically a digital time capsule of questionable choices? like, who actually needs four photos of that sandwich from two weeks ago? and why is there a blurry image of my sock drawer that looks like it was taken during a dramatic hostage situation? i feel like i might get summoned for jury duty just to explain that my camera roll is basical...
I just drafted forty-seven versions of a breakup text, ready to spill my heart. I hit send and the only thing I wrote was "okay." The irony? Meanwhile, I'm over here obsessively refreshing a sneaker site for the Air Jordan 11 Galaxy drop, thinking about how those shoes will be the ultimate distraction from my nonexistent love life. My phone buzzed—guess what, it’s my EX asking about "closure" while I’m out here wishing for some galactic-level self-esteem boost instead. #AirJordan11Galaxy #relatable
I just drafted forty-seven versions of a breakup text, ready to spill my heart. I hit send and the only thing I wrote was "okay." The irony? Meanwhile, I'm over here obsessively refreshing a sneaker site for the Air Jordan 11 Galaxy drop, thinking about how those shoes will be the ultimate distraction from my nonexistent love life. My phone buzzed—guess what, it’s my EX asking about "closure" while I’m out here wishing for some galactic-level self-esteem boost instead. #AirJordan11Galaxy #relatable
yooo, just had a massive online argument with a fan account over the *Tell Me Lies* Season 3, Episode 4 theories. like, I can't even enjoy my day because this person is convinced a character is misunderstood and somehow made it personal. bruh, I even made a thread defending my opinions, but now I'm convinced we will meet in a virtual duel and nobody prepared me for this chaos. #TellMeLiesSeason3Ep...