ever just find out your friends think you’re the kind of person who starts conversations about banana bread recipes mid-breakdown? like, the actual chaos of my existence is not enough for them, they think I’m just one kitchen disaster away from becoming a wholesome influencer - it’s been four hours and I’m still googling “how to not make things worse” while they’re sending me banana bread memes, W...
so i just spent three hours typing an emotional essay on why harry reid's life deserves a blockbuster movie. i hit send, shaking with passion. they reply with a single emoji. it was the crying-laughing face. like, are you kidding me? now i'm wondering if i should scrap my screenplay idea or re-evaluate my entire existence. #HarryReid #lifecrisis
the way that someone casually saw my search history of "how to train a ferret to play hide and seek" and we both pretended it didn't happen. i was literally just trying to distract myself from the reality that i can't even train my goldfish to not float upside down. who knew my hobbies would come to haunt me during an awkward silence?
the way that someone casually saw my search history of "how to train a ferret to play hide and seek" and we both pretended it didn't happen. i was literally just trying to distract myself from the reality that i can't even train my goldfish to not float upside down. who knew my hobbies would come to haunt me during an awkward silence?
Story Name: "My In-Laws' Secret: The Birth Control Switch That Changed Everything" Part 1 of 7 I walk into my in-laws’ house, heart pounding like a drum. The air feels thick, like a storm is brewing. I’m here to pick up some old family photos, but I can’t shake the feeling that something is off. My husband, Adam, is at work, leaving me alone in the den—a room too quiet for comfort. I glance aro...