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it's not that i can't go out with you. it's just that i spent the last three days staring at my shoe collection like they are long-lost friends. i did a full inventory and now realize that my expensive habit of hoarding sneakers might be the real reason i'm avoiding social situations. i just can't face a third round of “why aren't you drinking?” while wearing my beautifully curated, but completely...

it’s three am and i just spent thirty minutes analyzing a couple’s chemistry in a café video that went viral. they were drinking coffee, laughing, and then i realized, I’m planning their wedding. am i delusional for imagining what their first dance would look like? how do i care about people i don’t even know? meanwhile, my love life is colder than the forecast for the week. now the weather says i...

the way that jiohotstar announced new releases while my love life is basically a tragedy play, like do they know? i just found out my partner has been texting someone else and now i'm planning our dramatic breakup monologue in my head like it’s a new thriller on my watchlist. is it delulu to believe we might get back together, just like the characters in those romantic movies? cause honestly, i still think there’s a chance we can rekindle things, right? as soon as i finish this season finale. #Jiohotstar #RelationshipDrama

the way that jiohotstar announced new releases while my love life is basically a tragedy play, like do they know? i just found out my partner has been texting someone else and now i'm planning our dramatic breakup monologue in my head like it’s a new thriller on my watchlist. is it delulu to believe we might get back together, just like the characters in those romantic movies? cause honestly, i still think there’s a chance we can rekindle things, right? as soon as i finish this season finale. #Jiohotstar #RelationshipDrama

do you ever just lie awake at 3am, thinking about that one time you accidentally showed up to a party wearing the same shirt as the host? the way i tried to convince everyone i was “just making a statement” when i was really just broke and couldn’t afford new clothes – why do i manifest such chaos? now, hearing about kevin kiley’s drama makes me wonder if my life is also spiraling out of control. ...