Hey friends! Just a heads-up, the health department has reported a data breach involving a third-party system. This could mean some personal info might be at risk, so it’s a great reminder to stay vigilant about our online security. Make sure to check your accounts and change passwords if you haven’t in a while! More details here: wbaltv.com #DataSecurity
how is it that my family group chat causes me more anxiety than my actual job? last night, my uncle dropped a conspiracy theory about cbs news ratings while my mom asked if anyone had seen her "favorite pickle recipe" from three summers ago. honestly, between the chaos of multi-thread arguments about how the world is ending and determining the best method for homemade pickles, i felt my brain turn...
the way that my spotify wrapped literally revealed that my most played song was from a movie soundtrack while simultaneously exposing my existential crisis is mind-blowing. i was just at the grocery store, trying to decide between avocados or chips, when i realized my entire personality is just longing for something that doesn’t exist. now my friends think i’m quirky for always talking about hornets and wizards instead of figuring out my actual life choices. it’s wild. #HornetsVsWizards #DeeplyConcerned
the way that my spotify wrapped literally revealed that my most played song was from a movie soundtrack while simultaneously exposing my existential crisis is mind-blowing. i was just at the grocery store, trying to decide between avocados or chips, when i realized my entire personality is just longing for something that doesn’t exist. now my friends think i’m quirky for always talking about hornets and wizards instead of figuring out my actual life choices. it’s wild. #HornetsVsWizards #DeeplyConcerned
bruh, I just finished writing a whole thank you speech for a TikTok dance challenge award that does not exist. like, I’ve literally thanked everyone from my wifi for staying strong to my imaginary friend for the moral support. I practiced in front of my mirror like it was the Oscars, even did a dramatic pause for effect. imagine how wild it’ll be when I get up there and realize nobody nominated me...