how is it that my family group chat causes me more anxiety than my actual job? last night, my uncle dropped a conspiracy theory about cbs news ratings while my mom asked if anyone had seen her "favorite pickle recipe" from three summers ago. honestly, between the chaos of multi-thread arguments about how the world is ending and determining the best method for homemade pickles, i felt my brain turn...
the way that my spotify wrapped literally revealed that my most played song was from a movie soundtrack while simultaneously exposing my existential crisis is mind-blowing. i was just at the grocery store, trying to decide between avocados or chips, when i realized my entire personality is just longing for something that doesn’t exist. now my friends think i’m quirky for always talking about horne...
bruh, I just finished writing a whole thank you speech for a TikTok dance challenge award that does not exist. like, I’ve literally thanked everyone from my wifi for staying strong to my imaginary friend for the moral support. I practiced in front of my mirror like it was the Oscars, even did a dramatic pause for effect. imagine how wild it’ll be when I get up there and realize nobody nominated me, or worse, my mom thought it was real and baked a cake. #ManifestingWins #TikTokDreams
bruh, I just finished writing a whole thank you speech for a TikTok dance challenge award that does not exist. like, I’ve literally thanked everyone from my wifi for staying strong to my imaginary friend for the moral support. I practiced in front of my mirror like it was the Oscars, even did a dramatic pause for effect. imagine how wild it’ll be when I get up there and realize nobody nominated me, or worse, my mom thought it was real and baked a cake. #ManifestingWins #TikTokDreams
no because i just found out my favorite sandwich shop closed without telling me, and honestly, it was my only source of joy on Thursdays. so i made a dramatic decision to write a heartfelt goodbye letter, printed it on fancy paper, and placed it on their locked door. fast forward to yesterday when i found their "help wanted" post online, and i think i might have just given my breakup letter to my ...