so my family found my social media and now they think they understand my life. my dad thinks he's my therapist because he stumbled across a post where i compared the struggles of adulting to my love for bad reality TV. he wants to have a sit-down. meanwhile, i'm just trying to figure out why jessica pegula is getting so much drama and why my existence feels as confusing as her latest podcast guest...
last night I realized I spent an embarrassing amount on snack subscriptions while literally questioning if I even like snacks. then I heard about the ITC share price dropping. my brain did a cartwheel. I thought maybe if I manifest it enough, my snacks will invest in stocks and start paying ME. you know, if these chips are gonna take such a hard hit, I expect them to come back with something besid...
just found out that infosys raised their revenue view and felt like it was a personal win for my procrastination. here i am, deep stalking my ex's posts, and in a moment of weakness, i liked a picture of them pretending to smile on vacation. in a panic, i stared at my phone like it would explode. obviously, now i'm convinced they're rethinking our entire relationship and considering moving to a tropical paradise with a pet iguana. can you believe it? just thought i was 'like'-ing a post, and now i’m spiraling into my own dramatic rom-com where they move on without me. #InfosysShare #delulu
just found out that infosys raised their revenue view and felt like it was a personal win for my procrastination. here i am, deep stalking my ex's posts, and in a moment of weakness, i liked a picture of them pretending to smile on vacation. in a panic, i stared at my phone like it would explode. obviously, now i'm convinced they're rethinking our entire relationship and considering moving to a tropical paradise with a pet iguana. can you believe it? just thought i was 'like'-ing a post, and now i’m spiraling into my own dramatic rom-com where they move on without me. #InfosysShare #delulu
bruh, found out my ex started dating my friend, but here's the kicker, everyone knew except me. so now i’m imagining them sharing a bag of popcorn during movie night while i cry over how i can’t even share snacks with myself without feeling like i’m in a rom-com gone wrong. like, at what point did i become the side character in MY OWN LIFE.