just got left on read for three days, and they come back with a 'lol' like everything's cool. meanwhile, the gophers are out there claiming titles like it’s a casual Tuesday, and I am sitting here staring at a cereal box from last month, contemplating my life choices and why i can’t cheer like they can. it's wild. also, how do I manifest the self-confidence of a college cheerleader when I can’t ev...
so my family found my social media and now they think they understand my life. my dad thinks he's my therapist because he stumbled across a post where i compared the struggles of adulting to my love for bad reality TV. he wants to have a sit-down. meanwhile, i'm just trying to figure out why jessica pegula is getting so much drama and why my existence feels as confusing as her latest podcast guest...
last night I realized I spent an embarrassing amount on snack subscriptions while literally questioning if I even like snacks. then I heard about the ITC share price dropping. my brain did a cartwheel. I thought maybe if I manifest it enough, my snacks will invest in stocks and start paying ME. you know, if these chips are gonna take such a hard hit, I expect them to come back with something besides crumbs. #ItcSharePrice #snackgoals
last night I realized I spent an embarrassing amount on snack subscriptions while literally questioning if I even like snacks. then I heard about the ITC share price dropping. my brain did a cartwheel. I thought maybe if I manifest it enough, my snacks will invest in stocks and start paying ME. you know, if these chips are gonna take such a hard hit, I expect them to come back with something besides crumbs. #ItcSharePrice #snackgoals
just found out that infosys raised their revenue view and felt like it was a personal win for my procrastination. here i am, deep stalking my ex's posts, and in a moment of weakness, i liked a picture of them pretending to smile on vacation. in a panic, i stared at my phone like it would explode. obviously, now i'm convinced they're rethinking our entire relationship and considering moving to a tr...