have you ever seen someone you grew up with, and they act like you are a STRANGER, despite all those summer days playing in the SAME dirt? like, excuse me, but did we not build a whole fort out of old couch cushions and pretended we were KING AND QUEEN of the neighborhood? now they scroll past my life updates like they just accidentally liked a stranger's tweet about taco bell at 2am. it's giving ...
literally just checked my subscription history—thought I was safe until I saw I've been paying for a bird-watching guide I never used. I mean, who am I kidding? The last time I looked at a bird was when I stared out the window during a meeting I didn’t want to attend. And now, I'm here grieving John Harbaugh’s departure while I struggle to tell my imaginary bird friends I have to cut them off. #Ha...
it’s four am and i just realized my neighbor’s pet rock is literally judging my life choices from their porch. they probably think it’s all my fault that my coworker took credit for my brilliant project, which, in fairness, is definitely a problem in its own right. one day, that rock will see my true potential. #ManifestingGreatness #LifeWithRocks
it’s four am and i just realized my neighbor’s pet rock is literally judging my life choices from their porch. they probably think it’s all my fault that my coworker took credit for my brilliant project, which, in fairness, is definitely a problem in its own right. one day, that rock will see my true potential. #ManifestingGreatness #LifeWithRocks
the way that Sydney Sweeney is making another 'The Housemaid' movie has me wondering if my laundry routine could use a dramatic twist. i mean, do my socks really care if i treat them with less love than i do a movie night snack? last week, i stood in front of my pile of clothes for way too long, imagining they were judging me for never folding them and instead forcing me to live in this chaos. may...