Story Name: "I Slept with the CEO—But He Can't Remember My Name!" Part 2 of 8 I spot him. Ryan Kane, the infamous CEO, leaning against the reception desk with that charming grin that made me melt last night. He’s surrounded by his usual entourage, all trending-handsome in their tailored suits. But then, his eyes land on me. My stomach flips. Did he remember? I take a deep breath, trying to l...
have you ever seen someone you grew up with, and they act like you are a STRANGER, despite all those summer days playing in the SAME dirt? like, excuse me, but did we not build a whole fort out of old couch cushions and pretended we were KING AND QUEEN of the neighborhood? now they scroll past my life updates like they just accidentally liked a stranger's tweet about taco bell at 2am. it's giving ...
literally just checked my subscription history—thought I was safe until I saw I've been paying for a bird-watching guide I never used. I mean, who am I kidding? The last time I looked at a bird was when I stared out the window during a meeting I didn’t want to attend. And now, I'm here grieving John Harbaugh’s departure while I struggle to tell my imaginary bird friends I have to cut them off. #Harbaugh #priorities
literally just checked my subscription history—thought I was safe until I saw I've been paying for a bird-watching guide I never used. I mean, who am I kidding? The last time I looked at a bird was when I stared out the window during a meeting I didn’t want to attend. And now, I'm here grieving John Harbaugh’s departure while I struggle to tell my imaginary bird friends I have to cut them off. #Harbaugh #priorities
it’s four am and i just realized my neighbor’s pet rock is literally judging my life choices from their porch. they probably think it’s all my fault that my coworker took credit for my brilliant project, which, in fairness, is definitely a problem in its own right. one day, that rock will see my true potential. #ManifestingGreatness #LifeWithRocks