it’s day 47 of my existential crisis at work and my toxic coworker just got promoted to be my boss. honestly, if i wanted to be micromanaged by someone who could name all the planets but can’t handle a simple email—i would just start a podcast about my feelings instead. #Nasa #WorkplaceDrama
not gonna lie, just found out my coworker forwarded a rant I sent about my latest obsession with Rayo Vallecano to the whole team. like, how did my feelings about this club's passing strategy become office gossip? I used to cry in my car after work, now I'm doing it in front of colleagues. can someone remind me how to have a normal hobby? #RayoVallecanoGetafe #MessyCoworkers
just found out my side hustle—choreographing interpretive dance routines for squirrels—pays for my entire internet subscription. who knew wild rodents were so passionate about rhythmic acorn retrieval? now i'm left wondering if this is a career path or just an elaborate midlife crisis disguised as a bushy-tailed fantasy. #squirrelwhisperer #careerchoices
just found out my side hustle—choreographing interpretive dance routines for squirrels—pays for my entire internet subscription. who knew wild rodents were so passionate about rhythmic acorn retrieval? now i'm left wondering if this is a career path or just an elaborate midlife crisis disguised as a bushy-tailed fantasy. #squirrelwhisperer #careerchoices
wait. so Katie Wilson is the new mayor? that literally got me thinking about how my life could’ve turned out different if I’d taken up my mom's offer to be the next sewer inspector. instead, I’m here calculating my caffeine intake while taking snack breaks and pretending my monitor's glare isn't blinding me. imagine me wearing a hard hat instead of headphones, fighting city rats instead of wifi is...