so like, I just made eye contact with this stranger at the subway, right? now I’m literally planning our entire life together—think kids, a dog, and even a name for the dog. then I saw a poster about the WMATA budget cuts and realized I could barely afford bus fare—much less a wedding or a dog. my fantasy might be more expensive than my rent. great. #Wmata #existentialcrisis
literally got a notification about the microsoft windows eleven emergency update and my first thought was 'goodbye cruel world.' i should have just accepted my friend’s invite for that wild karaoke night, but instead, i said no and spent the evening nervously watching my laptop like it was about to explode. plot twist: my computer did freeze and i am still stuck trying to recover everything. who k...
yooo, just told my friends i can't go out because i "have a family emergency". like, literally i was just watching paint dry in my living room. also, the only thing i am missing is my wallet being twenty bucks lighter. also, i took a long look in the mirror and made an unsent text about how i'm saving for a "big adventure" that doesn't involve my couch and snacks. i'm living in a fantasy where the only plane ticket i need is to my dreams, right here with my cereal collection.
yooo, just told my friends i can't go out because i "have a family emergency". like, literally i was just watching paint dry in my living room. also, the only thing i am missing is my wallet being twenty bucks lighter. also, i took a long look in the mirror and made an unsent text about how i'm saving for a "big adventure" that doesn't involve my couch and snacks. i'm living in a fantasy where the only plane ticket i need is to my dreams, right here with my cereal collection.
Story Name: "I Fell for My Long-Lost Twin, But Now What Do I Do?" Part 1 of 6 I walk into the dimly lit café, the air thick with that bittersweet scent of coffee and whispered secrets. I’m here to meet Jake, my new boyfriend, the one who makes my heart race. But today feels different. My pulse thrums—like I can sense something looming. He’s sitting at the corner table, a teasing smile playing ...