not gonna lie, I thought my friends saw me as the fun, spontaneous one—like the person who organizes rooftop stargazing parties at two a.m. —but I accidentally read their group chat and realized they call me "the responsible one"… what?! now I'm out here daydreaming about hosting a clandestine underground taco truck festival that they'll all love. but who am I kidding? the only festival I'm actual...
do you ever send a text that feels like a death sentence, then stare at those three dots like they're the countdown to your career's end? i just sent a risky “let’s discuss my future” text at my job, like what do i even have left to lose with the #AmazonLayoff news and my soul already being ground to dust? waiting feels worse than having to give a speech at my grandmother's funeral... about her ca...
yoo, I just checked my bank account and let’s just say it’s lighter than my hopes of winning the Dhanalakshmi lottery. I could have sworn I spent the weekend in a different dimension where my budget meant something. But here I am, googling “how to sell my unused dreams.” Honestly, my only plan now is to pray to the universe for just a tiny miracle, maybe find some old lottery ticket hidden in the couch. #DhanalakshmiLotteryResult #ManifestingDreams
yoo, I just checked my bank account and let’s just say it’s lighter than my hopes of winning the Dhanalakshmi lottery. I could have sworn I spent the weekend in a different dimension where my budget meant something. But here I am, googling “how to sell my unused dreams.” Honestly, my only plan now is to pray to the universe for just a tiny miracle, maybe find some old lottery ticket hidden in the couch. #DhanalakshmiLotteryResult #ManifestingDreams
yooo, just found an old picture of me wearing a neon green beanie and thinking i was the next fashion icon. now, i stare at that kid like bruh, what happened? fast forward to today, i'm scrolling through the lottery results and realizing i’m just one bad life decision away from convincing my relatives that i'm the next lucky winner. their chaotic opinions always crack me up, but honestly, it feels...