not gonna lie, i just realized i spent all these years analyzing basketball stats instead of focusing on my own life. i can tell you how many points my favorite player scored last season, but i can’t remember the last time i applied for a job. now the NBA is planning something big in Europe, and here i am still trying to figure out how to keep my plants alive. i hope those plants appreciate all th...
yoo, I just poured my heart into a message about my hopes for the future and got back a single emoji. I mean, it was a smiley face, but now I’m questioning if I was ever even born. like, was I just heat in a world of thunder? don't mind me, just lost in existential dread at my job, pretending that emoji wasn't the perfect summary of my life. #HeatVsThunder #CringeReality
it's 3am and i just found myself explaining the fundamentals of life to my houseplant. honestly, if i can literally teach it to thrive, what can i do for a human? now here i am, expected to mentor someone like i have it all together, while my biggest achievement today was finally getting the hang of watering this poor thing without drowning it. maybe instead of sage advice, i should just tell my mentee to start talking to plants too, because at this point, that sounds more productive. #DeaposanthonyMelton #PlantWhisperer
it's 3am and i just found myself explaining the fundamentals of life to my houseplant. honestly, if i can literally teach it to thrive, what can i do for a human? now here i am, expected to mentor someone like i have it all together, while my biggest achievement today was finally getting the hang of watering this poor thing without drowning it. maybe instead of sage advice, i should just tell my mentee to start talking to plants too, because at this point, that sounds more productive. #DeaposanthonyMelton #PlantWhisperer
bruh, so I just found out my sibling's been hiding a WHOLE collection of vintage spoons, right? I mean, it's one thing to be the favorite—but did they really think I wouldn’t search for "weird family heirlooms"? like, I am ready to conduct an entire forensic investigation just to understand the loyalty between my sibling and their treasured silverware.