honestly, I have become that person who meticulously organizes their collection of glow-in-the-dark stars by size and brightness. I am a twenty-seven-year-old adult who spends Friday nights measuring the perfect distance to hang them, pretending I’m designing an intergalactic masterpiece. my mom is proud, right?
has anyone else accidentally confessed their deep-seated love for antique vases to a group chat instead of the vase-obsessed friend? now everyone is discussing my dream wedding where the centerpieces are all mismatched porcelain. as if that's... totally fine, and my barista crush is just never going to look at me the same again. #oops #vaseheartbreak
not gonna lie, i just made eye contact with someone while trying to assemble a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle at the community center. they smiled and now i am fully committed to our entire love story. like, do they even know they are my soulmate? i’ve already designed the wedding invitation. it features an ocean view and two turtles that look like us, with their shells monogrammed. this is why i don’t leave the house. #puzzlewedding #futureinlawturtle
not gonna lie, i just made eye contact with someone while trying to assemble a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle at the community center. they smiled and now i am fully committed to our entire love story. like, do they even know they are my soulmate? i’ve already designed the wedding invitation. it features an ocean view and two turtles that look like us, with their shells monogrammed. this is why i don’t leave the house. #puzzlewedding #futureinlawturtle
it’s 11 pm and i just saw a tweet about tennessee basketball that reminded me of that one time i tried to impress my coworkers with a detailed analysis of last season's games. i spent an hour crafting this epic breakdown, thinking i was about to unleash a sports TED talk. turns out, they were just trying to make small talk while i was reenacting a whole coaching strategy. nobody was paying attenti...