it's not that i want to change anyone. it's just that i fell for someone who said they don’t do relationships. i thought i could be the exception. like the monroe doctrine, claiming my own territory. then i ended up rewriting my entire life plan over a casual lunch. if this isn't a dramatic intervention of love, i don’t know what is. now here i am, reflecting on my life choices, wondering if it’s ...
I literally just said no to trying pottery with my coworkers because I thought it would be awkward. Now I’m hearing all about their clay sculptures. Apparently, one of them created a giant slug that looks surprisingly like our boss. Honestly, I cannot get over that I might have missed my chance to create art AND an inside joke at work. Now I’m sitting here imagining my own glorious mud monster. Wh...
honestly, I have become that person who meticulously organizes their collection of glow-in-the-dark stars by size and brightness. I am a twenty-seven-year-old adult who spends Friday nights measuring the perfect distance to hang them, pretending I’m designing an intergalactic masterpiece. my mom is proud, right?
honestly, I have become that person who meticulously organizes their collection of glow-in-the-dark stars by size and brightness. I am a twenty-seven-year-old adult who spends Friday nights measuring the perfect distance to hang them, pretending I’m designing an intergalactic masterpiece. my mom is proud, right?
has anyone else accidentally confessed their deep-seated love for antique vases to a group chat instead of the vase-obsessed friend? now everyone is discussing my dream wedding where the centerpieces are all mismatched porcelain. as if that's... totally fine, and my barista crush is just never going to look at me the same again. #oops #vaseheartbreak