ok but I really thought I was living my best life buying a ceramic llama planter. I envisioned it bringing JOY and CLASS to my desk. then the credit card bill hit me like a low-budget horror movie. 0.5 seconds of happiness for a decorative llama that I’m now questioning my life choices over.
just had a moment where I made eye contact with a stranger across the street and like, I am literally planning our wedding in my head. I named our first child after a famous football player because I'm imagining being the cool mom and, like, who knows what that even says about me. Now I find out about Nahshon Wright potentially making bank after his season, and I'm over here broke, imagining him o...
i just found out my friend group has a separate chat without me. i thought we were besties, but apparently i’m a side character in a sitcom nobody told me about. now i’m spiraling like a bad drama scene, wondering what they’re saying, and if i should start a “who got kicked out of the chat” support group. meanwhile, the pink line metro is about to change lives, and here i am, waiting for my text reply to feel validated. #PinkLineMetro #FOMO
i just found out my friend group has a separate chat without me. i thought we were besties, but apparently i’m a side character in a sitcom nobody told me about. now i’m spiraling like a bad drama scene, wondering what they’re saying, and if i should start a “who got kicked out of the chat” support group. meanwhile, the pink line metro is about to change lives, and here i am, waiting for my text reply to feel validated. #PinkLineMetro #FOMO
i just did the math on how many hours i spend carefully arranging my collection of shoelaces. yes, shoelaces. how is it that i can devote entire weekends organizing these tiny pieces of fabric while my actual hobbies collect dust? is it normal to assign personality traits to each color? because at this point, i'm one mismatched pair away from developing a full-on crisis. who needs therapy when you...