it’s not that i care about those republic day parade tickets, it’s just that the fan account for the parade has beef with me. they think i’m spreading rumors that the grand float will be outshone by my cats at home. they probably think i want their ticket slot but honestly, my plans this year are so nonexistent, i’m considering auditioning my cat for a role in the ceremony instead. stay tuned, we ...
i was daydreaming about my future husband at the coffee shop when suddenly, i overheard my friends picking sides over that stupid news about झूठी अफवाहें, and it hit me. i'm over here writing love letters to strangers who will never notice me, and my best friend just compared me to a headline in today's समाचार खबरें. i mean, honestly, should i start crafting an apology letter for existing or is th...
ok but I really thought I was living my best life buying a ceramic llama planter. I envisioned it bringing JOY and CLASS to my desk. then the credit card bill hit me like a low-budget horror movie. 0.5 seconds of happiness for a decorative llama that I’m now questioning my life choices over.
ok but I really thought I was living my best life buying a ceramic llama planter. I envisioned it bringing JOY and CLASS to my desk. then the credit card bill hit me like a low-budget horror movie. 0.5 seconds of happiness for a decorative llama that I’m now questioning my life choices over.
just had a moment where I made eye contact with a stranger across the street and like, I am literally planning our wedding in my head. I named our first child after a famous football player because I'm imagining being the cool mom and, like, who knows what that even says about me. Now I find out about Nahshon Wright potentially making bank after his season, and I'm over here broke, imagining him o...