wait, just found out my favorite tennis player isn’t even single and honestly that’s less of a shock than when my coworker admitted they still keep a jar of baby teeth for good luck. now i'm spiraling over who could possibly love someone who runs around a court in spandex while i struggle to keep plants alive. do i need to find my own cute athletic hobby, or am I destined to admire fictional coupl...
just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me. so now i’m stuck in my cubicle crafting a narrative that she clearly has family connections. like, surely a 4-week internship should not outweigh my YEARS of dedication, right? meanwhile, i’m over here Googling “how to negotiate a raise” and finding myself in a forum discussing the latest on #UnionBankShare instead. because if she can s...
bruh, I just caught my coworker taking credit for my project and I literally made eye contact with the stapler as it mocked me. I'm sitting there like, “am I really going to be that person who gets fired over office drama?” I might as well start practicing my SNL audition with a stand-up routine about betrayal and stationary. #SnlCast #OfficeChaos
bruh, I just caught my coworker taking credit for my project and I literally made eye contact with the stapler as it mocked me. I'm sitting there like, “am I really going to be that person who gets fired over office drama?” I might as well start practicing my SNL audition with a stand-up routine about betrayal and stationary. #SnlCast #OfficeChaos
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to the dawn. #Healing #KeepGoing #YouMatter