not gonna lie, i once named my future pet hedgehog “altruist” while chatting with someone at a coffee shop who barely knew my name. it seemed like a real bonding moment until i found out they had an extensive fear of rodents. imagine my horror when i realized i’ve unknowingly picked the name for a creature that will never meet this person again. now, i’m left with the awkward mental image of me ra...
yooo, I just checked the scorecard for the England vs West Indies match and it hit me harder than my latest midlife crisis. here I am, obsessively tracking every run and boundary while I can't even track the minutes of my own day. like, I’m spending all my time performing my ‘life’ for others – always the clown, always the dependable one – but when I look in the mirror alone, it's just a stranger ...
it's not that i want to catch feelings, it's just... something about how he tossed that baseball around made my heart do weird flips. every time he says he doesn't do relationships, it hits different, you know? like, i finally revealed my thoughts about "maybe" taking things seriously, and he looked at me like i was speaking a different language, but still, there was a spark in his eye. honestly, if shai hope can believe in his talent, maybe i should just pack my delusions and dream too, right? #ShaiHope #QuestionableLifeChoices
it's not that i want to catch feelings, it's just... something about how he tossed that baseball around made my heart do weird flips. every time he says he doesn't do relationships, it hits different, you know? like, i finally revealed my thoughts about "maybe" taking things seriously, and he looked at me like i was speaking a different language, but still, there was a spark in his eye. honestly, if shai hope can believe in his talent, maybe i should just pack my delusions and dream too, right? #ShaiHope #QuestionableLifeChoices
day 47 of avoiding my family's questions about my job. they asked me if my ‘project’ was going well, while all i can think about is how the only thing thriving is the sourdough starter on my counter. everyone else is pairing up, getting engaged, posting pictures of double dates, while i sit alone, literally binge-watching documentaries about failed relationships. honestly, i don’t even know who i ...