if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one day at a time. this tough season will pass, and you are stronger than you realize. #StayStrong #InnerStrength
I was literally in the middle of organizing my sock drawer when I started mentally rehearsing an intense confrontation with the person who hasn’t thought about me since two thousand and sixteen. I practiced saying "How could you just forget my favorite flavor of cake?" while arranging my mismatched socks like a five-star chef prepping for a food competition. Honestly, they don’t even know my favor...
day 3 of being told "we're like family here" right before my boss casually dropped the no raises bomb. meanwhile, my actual family keeps asking for a vacation together, and I'm over here scheduling my "just an exciting night with microwave ramen" life. if brendan fraser can dodge flying CGI rocks and survive Hollywood, why can't I dodge these financial pitfalls? maybe i’ll start a fan club to fund my next adventure. #BrendanFraser #StrugglingLikeFamily
day 3 of being told "we're like family here" right before my boss casually dropped the no raises bomb. meanwhile, my actual family keeps asking for a vacation together, and I'm over here scheduling my "just an exciting night with microwave ramen" life. if brendan fraser can dodge flying CGI rocks and survive Hollywood, why can't I dodge these financial pitfalls? maybe i’ll start a fan club to fund my next adventure. #BrendanFraser #StrugglingLikeFamily
yooo, just found out my best friend literally told someone my childhood secret about having a hidden collection of McDonald's Happy Meal toys stashed in my closet like they were vintage artifacts. i now have to decide if i should embrace my inner collector or delete every trace of evidence, but honestly, I think the whole world needs to know that Mayor McCheese deserves more recognition.