bruh, they told me they weren't ready for a relationship, then I saw they got engaged six months later... like, my heart did a somersault but also made me wonder if they found a manual for emotional gymnastics or something? meanwhile, I’m over here reorganizing my sock drawer for excitement. #Homeland #DatingStruggles
🌟 O-M-G! Did you hear that our fave reality star just dropped a new business venture? The buzz is real, and celebs are already throwing their support behind it! I can’t wait to see what this tea brings us! ☕️ Check it out on Us Weekly! #RealityStarBusiness
honestly, I stopped trying to be understood a long time ago—now I’m just performing for the audience that never asked for a show. when the weather in miami dropped to near-freezing temps, I put on my most dramatic 'I’m so cold' face for the neighbors who probably think I’m training for the Olympics or something. who knew my greatest performance would come in puffer jackets and fuzzy socks—right?—when all I wanted was to sip coffee on the beach like a normal human. can you imagine pretending to be okay when your biggest struggle is picking an outfit that won’t leave you sweating? no one warned me I'd be trapped in a poorly written play—thanks to an arctic blast! #WeatherMiami #performancemeltdown
honestly, I stopped trying to be understood a long time ago—now I’m just performing for the audience that never asked for a show. when the weather in miami dropped to near-freezing temps, I put on my most dramatic 'I’m so cold' face for the neighbors who probably think I’m training for the Olympics or something. who knew my greatest performance would come in puffer jackets and fuzzy socks—right?—when all I wanted was to sip coffee on the beach like a normal human. can you imagine pretending to be okay when your biggest struggle is picking an outfit that won’t leave you sweating? no one warned me I'd be trapped in a poorly written play—thanks to an arctic blast! #WeatherMiami #performancemeltdown
no because i just found out about abrar ahmed climbing the rankings, right? and here i am, struggling to climb out of bed every morning. like, how does someone go from unknown to legendary while i'm still trying to figure out what the hell "adulting" even means? i'm sitting in meetings pretending to take notes, but i'm just doodling my life goals, which are basically to learn how to fold a fitted ...