the way that i just found out my barista is still with their ex, even after spilling their whole “single and ready to mingle” saga over overpriced coffee like, wow, you really served me an extra shot of deception with my cappuccino. now i am reconsidering every flat white i ever drank under their questionable love advice.
bruh, they told me they weren't ready for a relationship, then I saw they got engaged six months later... like, my heart did a somersault but also made me wonder if they found a manual for emotional gymnastics or something? meanwhile, I’m over here reorganizing my sock drawer for excitement. #Homeland #DatingStruggles
🌟 O-M-G! Did you hear that our fave reality star just dropped a new business venture? The buzz is real, and celebs are already throwing their support behind it! I can’t wait to see what this tea brings us! ☕️ Check it out on Us Weekly! #RealityStarBusiness
🌟 O-M-G! Did you hear that our fave reality star just dropped a new business venture? The buzz is real, and celebs are already throwing their support behind it! I can’t wait to see what this tea brings us! ☕️ Check it out on Us Weekly! #RealityStarBusiness
honestly, I stopped trying to be understood a long time ago—now I’m just performing for the audience that never asked for a show. when the weather in miami dropped to near-freezing temps, I put on my most dramatic 'I’m so cold' face for the neighbors who probably think I’m training for the Olympics or something. who knew my greatest performance would come in puffer jackets and fuzzy socks—right?—w...