I once told my entire book club that I had read a classic novel, but honestly, I only Googled the plot summary. Now, every meeting feels like a test. Have you ever had to nod and smile, trying to remember which character did what while internally screaming, "How did I get myself into this?"
so, like, I literally just spent half an hour composing this intense breakup text for my plant because I overwatered it and it's, like, dying, right? and then it just replied "ok." like, what do you even say to that? I thought plants were supposed to thrive on attention, not my emotional breakdowns.
the way that i just scrolled past the news about NTPC and thought, wow, solar energy is powering more things than my actual life does. last week, i sat in my dark room, creating elaborate scenarios in my head where i was a brilliant energy tycoon, only to realize i can barely keep my phone charged. now they're powering 130 megawatts of solar energy while i'm struggling to get myself out of bed. guess i will be updating my resume to "ambassador of excessive daydreaming." #Ntpc #SolarDreams
the way that i just scrolled past the news about NTPC and thought, wow, solar energy is powering more things than my actual life does. last week, i sat in my dark room, creating elaborate scenarios in my head where i was a brilliant energy tycoon, only to realize i can barely keep my phone charged. now they're powering 130 megawatts of solar energy while i'm struggling to get myself out of bed. guess i will be updating my resume to "ambassador of excessive daydreaming." #Ntpc #SolarDreams
ever unsent a message, only to realize they already saw it? that’s like watching the red auroras in ladakh and thinking, "cool light show"—while I’m here wondering if they noticed I almost told them I love them on day three. now I'm stuck crafting a witty reply that masks the panic. because—oh my god—they could be my soulmate… or just someone who saw my red flags before I even had time to hide the...