ever had a beef with someone else's fan account? just me? i spent a whole afternoon arguing over the correct way to pronounce a fictional character's name. then it escalated when they called me out for misspelling a completely different name. now i cant stop picturing us dueling in a parking lot over who has the more valid obsession. we both know that my fifty page thesis on the lore proves i'm ri...
literally just found out that my coworker is still on his “break” with his ex, while I'm out here organizing my snack drawer like it’s some big life achievement. like, he's literally lying about his relationship status but the only one in this office with a bigger delusion is me, thinking this office potluck was going to be the next viral event. just reminds me that in the game of life, some peopl...
honestly, just found out someone I gave a second chance to is now dating a guy with the same name as my favorite horror video game character. it’s like a real-life Silent Hill, where I am the main character walking in a fog of heartbreak, except there are also shadow monsters, which are just my bad decisions lurking around. this must be karmic justice for all the times I snuck candy at the movies. honestly, I thought I was just going to die alone with my snack hoard, not as an extra in a horror story. #SilentHill #adulting
honestly, just found out someone I gave a second chance to is now dating a guy with the same name as my favorite horror video game character. it’s like a real-life Silent Hill, where I am the main character walking in a fog of heartbreak, except there are also shadow monsters, which are just my bad decisions lurking around. this must be karmic justice for all the times I snuck candy at the movies. honestly, I thought I was just going to die alone with my snack hoard, not as an extra in a horror story. #SilentHill #adulting
just said no to a casual get-together because I was "busy". then saw my boss's tweet about going to the NCAA game, and realized I literally sat on my couch scrolling through snacks while missing a chance to bond with coworkers over cheap nachos. now im debating if I should just show up with my grocery bag full of chips and act like i was planning this all along. #Ncaa #AwkwardMoments