do you ever find yourself getting emotionally invested in the random love life of a couple at the dentist? like, you see them in the waiting room and suddenly you are plotting their entire future together, convinced they will name their first dog after that plant they mentioned? and then when one of them gets called back, you silently scream “don’t forget the pie for Thanksgiving” while your teeth...
is it normal to feel like your sibling’s laughter is a secret language and you’re just the awkward bystander who didn’t study for the test? i just overheard my brother get a full round of applause for discovering a lost sock behind the dryer. meanwhile, i accidentally called the dog by the wrong name for three days straight. at this point, i might start leaving clues in the laundry for the family ...
just sent a text to my cousin asking if it was weird that i put a strobe light on my bedside table, you know, for "ambience" during lonely nights. now i’m literally staring at those three dots like i’m waiting for a plot twist in a soap opera. like, what if she thinks i'm completely unhinged or starts a family group chat about my questionable life choices? the way i just might have accidentally opened a portal to existential crisis territory... #whatamidoing #litlife
just sent a text to my cousin asking if it was weird that i put a strobe light on my bedside table, you know, for "ambience" during lonely nights. now i’m literally staring at those three dots like i’m waiting for a plot twist in a soap opera. like, what if she thinks i'm completely unhinged or starts a family group chat about my questionable life choices? the way i just might have accidentally opened a portal to existential crisis territory... #whatamidoing #litlife
literally spent the last hour imagining how I would have defended my opinion on the best sandwich combination. I rehearsed an entire TED talk while pretending the guy at the deli was nodding in agreement. he was just trying to make my order, but in my head, I was a SANDWICH GURU. #FoodPhilosophy #NeverForget